Namaste fellow journeyers

Sri Bunga Bunga

Born in Croydon. Living in South Croydon. Citizen of the universe... and beyond.

All about me

My name is Sri Bunga Bunga, known to my closest friends affectionately as Amma Bunga.

It was through my addictions that I stumbled upon the yogic path. Chocolate and crisps are hard habits to crack, especially in combination with serious drinking. A lifetime of builder's tea takes its toll, my friends.

It was my therapist, Dr Doctor, who after treating me for severe floaty poohs and imposter syndrome (I thought I was still a 2 year old), pointed me towards all things wholesome, like playing in mud, cuddling kittens and yoga.

As a beginner I had no chakras or aura, and in doctor world this is considered very serious indeed. I was prescribed a personal mantra and through daily chanting of "No" and "you can't make me!", along with hours of floor lying, I slowly began the healing journey back to health.

A dog sitting in lotus position surrounded by candles and incense

Qualifications

I did my teacher training on the one day course run by the now world renowned Give Us Yer Money training school, part of the Lidl group of companies.

Since they had a buy one get one free offer on that day, I also did their five minute course, How To Align Your Chakras So You Can Have Sex Like Sting.

With this robust education under my belt (and certificates on the wall) I opened my own yoga school.

Classes

Three ways to transcend, all of them bookable today.

Woman meditating indoors in a thick winter coat with the hood up

Cold Yoga

Mentioned in Patanjali's Yoga Sutras (I think) and practiced all around India 5000 years ago. I freeze the special yoga pods to -60 °C and we practice in insulated suits, which you have to buy from me at £10,000 each.

£100 per 5 minutes

Yoga handstand against a warm wooden wall

Sound Bath

Nurturing relaxation and me-time for those who need it. We play only the most soothing tracks, by the likes of Black Sabbath, Rammstein and Iron Maiden, to help you unwind at the end of a stressful day.

Bring ear plugs

Kitten sitting on someone's back during a yoga class

Kitten Yoga

For everyone in the family, no matter how young or old. Feel all warm and fuzzy inside whilst exploiting helpless baby animals. Kittens provided.

Kittens included

One to One Sessions

Lucky for you, I also run one to one sessions. Treat yourself to a chakra re-alignment with yours truly. Just one session can fix you completely.

Introductory offer: £9999.99 for 5 minutes